And now, ladies and gentlemen, the closing performance of the London 2012 Olympic opening ceremony.
Filing on to a magnificent purpose-built stage you can now see the mysteriously cloked cast of the year's largest-grossing theatrical production Showtrial! The Wikileaks musical...Someone appears to be leaving the formation with... I can't quite make out... It's an animal... I do believe that is one of the Royal corgies! This is very unusual. Tony, do you have any information about this? No? I - my goodness, is that Frankie Boyle? But he's not - but the dog - Oh God.
Ah, hm. Apologies for that mix-up there, ladies and gentlemen. We return now to an absolutely definitely live broadcast of the closing moments of the London 2012 opening ceremony, and it's suddenly gotten all quite bright and all the spectators have left, but not to worry, this is definitely the real thing and not a dress rehearsal at all or anything like that.